Children’s New Fashion Accessory Reduces Oxygen Intake While Looking Good

by | Sep 6, 2020 | Child Abuse, Government, Health, Pandemic, Psychological, World News | 2 comments

Parents across the World are embracing the psychological propaganda they’ve fallen victim to over the past several months by doing what they do best, accessorizing their children.

This little fashion statement has one slight drawback though, it’s at the expense of the child’s oxygen supply and their psychological wellbeing. Minor detail, I know!

But it must be OK, even those wonderful celebrities are doing it!

Millia Jovovich and her two daughters

Millia Jovovich and her two daughters show off their new face masks. Jovovich posted the image on Instagram saying:

“Thank you so much @geekchicclothing for our awesome new masks!! The girls and I love them so much! It’s so great to get back to normal life in baby steps and wearing our masks is number 1 to staying safe and keeping others safe as well,”

Thanks Millia, hopefully your post can help thousands more children take to the new Oxygen starvation fashion accessory.

Serena Williams‘ daughter Olympia models her mother’s latest accessory range for the cameras. This new smaller size in the ‘grey chic’ design is perfect for young children to look cool, while they reduce their oxygen levels.

It’s so important that your children look good while limiting the oxygen into their lungs. So this slick grey design, with the fashionable ‘S’ logo ensures your children get sick, but they look good while they do it.

Thank you Serena, your awesome!

Serena William’s daughter modelling her mother’s new accessory range.

Kristen Bell’s two daughter’s Delta & Olympia

Kristen Bell shows off her two daughters latest visit to the Flower shop sporting their elegant face masks.

It’s nice to see Kristen’s concern for her children’s privacy and identity by also removing the eyes from the image.

Some suggest wearing goggles in public could help reduce the spread of the virus. This could be an option for Kristen and her children in future days out.

 We love you Kristen, keep up the good work.

Celebrities are all doing their bit to ensure your kids take to this new pandemic induced fashion accessory. The few examples above are not intended to single out these particular individuals, they are not exceptions; they are mere examples.

Here are some more images of cute kids being gagged in a trendy way:

It’s great to see everyone adapting to this ‘new normal’, it doesn’t matter that they don’t really work in normal societal environments, it doesn’t matter that children have a 0% risk from being adversely effected in this pandemic; none of that matters.

Reducing oxygen levels and limiting visibility of facial expression is a small price to pay for looking good, your children looking good and ultimately all of you looking good together.

Keep up the good work everyone, look good, die young.

James Allard

James Allard

James has been with OYE NEWS from the start, with extensive knowledge across a wide range of subjects his work is diverse. He is essentially an Anarchist and believes in individual freedom and sovereignty.
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I went to the produce market and was the only one out of 20 patrons or so without a facemask. To be honest I thought maybe the store had made it mandatory but nobody said anything; maybe people have become that conditioned. Quite a few walk around outside with them even though it hasn’t been mandated. Strange times when people think a filthy piece of cloth will protect them from a virus.

VALENTINo

Was that in the USA?

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